Cipotegato, unique experience

As times get rough and rougher it is really easy to feel stressed and fed up with everything. We are living hard times indeed. Consequently, Halcombe Norilsk have decided that he ought to write about the Cipotegato as it is an unforgettable experience hence it may help people to feel better. Cipotegato

Cipotegato takes place every 27th of August at 12 o´clock in the morning in a Spanish city named Tarazona. This is not a random invention as it is mythical figure which was born in the Middle Ages, at that epoch it  was  possessed of a religious meaning.

Cipotegato opening the fiestas of Tarazona

Cipotegato epitomises the pride of being from Tarazona, this ancient superb character is a sign of redemption, freedom and strength of a human being. As a matter of fact, not only does it represent the historic character but even a true historical event in the following way.

There was once a prison in Tarazona many years ago and every year a prisoner had a last chance of freedom inasmuch as if he were to escape from the streets of Tarazona he would be free forever. Nonetheless, little did he know that people were waiting on with stones ready to be thrown. As a consequence, one had not many chances of success...

Times do have changed and now people thrown soft tomatoes instead of stones and everything has created a unique festival which opens the "Fiestas of Tarazona". 

The festivities in Honor of the patron Saint Atilano in Tarazona, were declared of Regional Interest in 1998 and National Interest in 2009,  every year there is a public poll where the Cipotegato is elected, people born in this Aragonese city can present themselves as candidates. 

The whole event is a pretty amusing and thrilling adventure, with battles of tomatoes, the running along the streets and the redemption of the character. The person elected to be the Cipotegato has a difficult task as he/she should be fit, run along the streets of Tarazona and avoid the rain of tomatoes.

After the war of tomatoes, the running of the Cipotegato and the uploading to his statue, the "fiestas" which last almost a week,  are opened and people walk through the streets while musicians play, neighbours throw water and the bars prepare everything in order to receive people who are yearning for “fiesta”.

You only have to be clad in white, have some tomatoes and be ready to feel the charm and craziness of this unique adventure.

                           

                                                 Cipotegato in Tarazona

Why don´t you try!! It´s free, funny and addictive!! There are not a single event throughout the entire world like this one!!!. 

However, no matter how good can I  seem writing this post as should I see you that day I can assure that you would receive some tomatoes in your face!!!!

Cipotegato, every year in Tarazona. Will I see you next year? . Cipotegato

Johnny Depp and the British girl

Since they are famous stars who shine in Hollywood and elsewhere we can deem them as superficial or out of our league. However, Johnny Depp proved the contrary (or at least his character Jack Sparrow) While shooting the end of the fourth part of the flick Pirates of the Caribbean sea in the capital of the United Kingdom his main protagonist received an incredible letter. There was a little girl who plead  him for help as she was really worried because she and her fellow pirates were losing a battle against the teachers who make them study very hard. So bad was the situation  that the only person able to help them successfully was Jack Sparrow, owing to this fact she wrote a desperately letter.

Johnny Depp

Any famous person would throw the letter away. Nonetheless, Johnny Depp phoned the school and announced that Jack Sparrow and some friends of him were on his way to the school in order to help the little girl and the mutiny.Ten minutes later, Depp dressed as Sparrow with the letter on his hand  and some friends arrived at the school and call on the girl (whose name is Beatrice Delap) so that be able to win the battle and fulfil the mutiny

                         The situation is really funny and you can see it below

Cuando el rodaje de la 4 parte de Piratas del Caribe llegaba a su fin, Johnny Depp recibió una increíble carta, una niña de un colegio de Londres le rogaba que les ayudara porque estaban perdiendo un motín contra los profesores que les obligaban a estudiar y a trabajar muy duro, el único que les podía ayudar era Jack Sparrow.Cualquier persona famosa hubiera tirado la carta a la basura pero Johnny Depp llamó a la escuela y anunció que iba a llegar enseguida con unos amigos piratas.Depp, vestido de Sparrow se presentó en la escuela y ayudó a la niña cuyo nombre es Beatrice Delap y a sus amigos a completar el motín.

                                
                     La situación es muy divertida y la puedes ver en el vídeo de arriba.

Plutocracy and Halcombe Hackney Norilsk as a model

Plutocracy: (Cambridge definition) a system of government in which the richest people in a country rule or have power.

Why must we spend several millions in buying a car which is so expensive and big whether we can go by walking or by bus, by bike to anywhere?

Why should we buy a house and pay a mortgage which costs us nearly our full salary which is so complicated to earn? Why?

Why everybody should go to University if there are not enough jobs for all of them?

Why everything is made of products which derives from petrol?

Why we must buy so many things and follow traditions based only on spending loads of money?

                                       

We have been cheated. We live in a plutocracy and under no circumstances are we allowed to end it as everything has been prepared in that way.Do not panic, after having read such a sad post here you have another chapter of the live of Halcombe Norilsk, somewhat superficial.

HALCOMBE NORILSK AS A MODEL

 Halcombe Norilsk decided to become a model, he was dismissed as an idiot and a sexual predator  before but he was handsome, therefore, he entered a model agency in London  and  was ready to do a foray into the world of modelling. He told himself, You are a hunky dory man, you are going to set the world on fire!!!  He sent a letter to his friends and told them that he was a starlet in a famous scion of young models wearing swanky clothes and appearing like a slick ethos of fashion. He wanted to appear on the cover of the GQ magazine. Nevertheless, he encountered with some powerful  shenanigans in the model agency, the people jeer at him as his accent was horrible and his tummy fat. He ended up in a hosiery shop playing hoopla  and looking after an ugly poodle, he felt as he was incarcerated and into staycation.

Halcombe Hackney as a Journalist

Consequently, he shunned this world as he felt he had received an outright drubbing.

Lastly, he screamed, Tut!Tut! Tut! Leave this world as there are abound other places to discover!!!!!

Halcombe Hackney Norilsk as a journalist.

When his time in prison was over and his reputation was excruciating, Halcombe Norilsk thought that at least he could write for another great newspaper “The Sun” and he was hired to find great exclusives. Nevertheless, time passed by and he started to feel bad. While a cold snap in London he decided to take some hols and went to Bournemouth. One day while he was in a pub quaffing a drink he saw a woman and fell in love. She seemed a dork but she was a model and was really pretty, she was an important Scouse celebrity who was whirling round on the dance floor strutting around the attention of everybody and mingling her beauty with her perm hair. He paid her a fiver drink and they started to talk and she started to give a great hoot of laughter very soon. He knew she was going to be his. In fact, he had sexed her mood up....

Halcombe Norilsk

In spite of being deemed many times as a lanky before, his look this time proved that he was the dapper perfect gentleman who every women dreams of as his clothes were the  perfect attire for the occasion. He gave her a hint and then she gave him a demure smile and as he was being tantalised by her offer, they started to kiss each other, everything was cushy and he was frisky. She even blabbed  to him some grudges against her hubby.... Because of her fame Halcombe Norilsk knew that his salary would go up with a hefty 80 per cent, therefore, his reputation as a lover and a journalist will go up too.  He will sell the exclusive and he would be famous. The only fly on the ointment was that she was married to an important footballer and a lot of grumpy sozzled hooligans were there looking at each other. Halcombe was beleaguered, clobbered and his head clouted across with glasses of beer which were even hurled across his face and finally he was chucked out of the club. What is more, he was  flogged by them and plunged into the night  ending  up in the stark street, harmed and beaten. Furthermore, a smug and wrinkled journalist by the Daily Mail, foresaw the scoop, Halcombe Norilsk was grovelling and stuttering the journalist do not publish the story but he told him he was going to blow the gaff and clobber "The Sun" about the thorny issue.Halcombe Norilsk was yanked out of "The Sun" and had a whiplash but at least he had another wacky, ticklish cover story on his wall.

Halcombe Norilsk as a journalist

Halcombe Norilsk as a writer.

In consequence of his dreams Halcombe Norilsk arrived at London in order to work as a writer in the capital of the United Kingdom. At first, he showed a rueful smile and he was drenched in sweat but little by little he realised he was being mesmerised by the fact that he had devised a great story that could appear on his favourite newspaper, The Guardian.

                   

He concocted a great plan. An important politician had embezzled oodles of money from the British citizens and squandered them on clothes, drugs and weapons, the tinge of success was clear, the top politician would be arrested and he will be rich and famous. He was going to scupper the career of this important public figure. It was an ominous act and he must be punish as he had derided British taxpayers as stupid.The story will depict the whole affair to some extent it will be such a torrid story that it will blare whereby it will swish through London and elsewhere. It was a proffer opportunity to be successful and Halcombe Norilsk would be rich.Thereby, he sent the story and when he was gauging the amount of money he was going to earn "The Guardian" called on him as his story was a preposterous farce and so bad written that it was called “wonky offal”. Notwithstanding, he would be in the cover as it follows: "Tinged with the debris of a zany soothsayer" as the politician was a wonderful person who, in fact, might write in the newspaper. Halcombe Norilsk was wrong and the misdeed actions were done by a criminal who shares the same name than the renowned politician. Furthermore, the lawyers of the politician sued him as he had discarded his reputation and Halcombe Norilsk ended up doing time in prison where he put the cover of The Guardian on the wall.

New Petroleum on a melting North Pole and plastic world

Whether you believe it is our fault or not the truth is that the ice is thawing in the North Pole and we are living in a hotter planet than before. Nevertheless, there are people who do not care about... (at all) because of the discovery of huge amounts of oil which is hidden under the ice... Indeed, United States, Russia and other countries  have made an arrangement as this oil reserves belong to them. What is more, countries such as Greenland are to separate itself from Denmark as they are going to be rich owing to the precious black liquid. Oil and therefore money are important above all when the reserves of oil in Europe, Africa, and Middle East are running out. At least, there will  be less wars and conflicts in the world, (I suppose so). However, all that glitters is no gold as it will be very difficult and expensive to extract this new petrol but the result is worthwhile, in fact, Russia, United States, Finland and Greenland are going to be very powerful and rich in some time. What do you think? (In some decades time there will be important problems as far as petroleum is concerned) Do you think the climate change is a fable or is it real? Do you think we should introduce hard measures so that reduce pollution or nothing should be done?

PLASTIC PLANET

The city of The Angeles in the state of California is to delete plastic bags forever removing  them from shops and putting paper bags instead. We have got used to plastic bags without a clear reason, we use far too many plastic and we do not care about it as we ignore there is a problem. There was a small island in the Pacific which was only habituated by birds, the sea has been pushing plastic bags and plastic for years  and now the island is three times the size of Portugal and Spain together. Animals are trapped and it would be really difficult to clean everything. Plastic bags are used worldwide and are really, really difficult to recycle as there are the result of different mixtures so it lasts years and years to delete a single plastic bag or a plastic bottle of water. In the past, great interests made us use plastic ( made from oil and petroleum) without thinking the consequences and now we do not know what to do without them nor with them. There is a great business related to plastic and nobody is to do anything.The contamination is damaging our planet but we carry on using plastic worldwide because we are unaware of the effects.There is a new documentary named Plastic planet, which shows this problem, It is really interesting and it shows cleverly the problem we do not face. 

Born of Halcombe Hackney Norilsk

Far too many people have always wanted to be famous and successful, they have spent too much time looking for success. Whoever that has wanted to do it has found a difficult and hard pathway, amongst whom Halcombe Norilsk was included.

Hardly, he wasted a little minute doing ludicrous things, as a consequence, he had always wanted to be recognised insofar as he thought his life was great. There being no evidence of a flawless in all his living  he wrote and kept all his adventures in a diary  and sent them regularly to his friends and relatives. So successful his adventures were that everybody thought he was  famous. As a matter of fact, all his friends and relatives in Siberia  thought he was successful.

Nonetheless, little did they know that all his attempts were refused and the world of his century was such a hard issue that under no circumstances was he to become popular. He walked a really hardship path without obtaining anything important

Subsequently, he felt so awful that he established himself as a dog´s wastes cleaner in Hackney in the city of London. He hid his pieces of writings in a drawer and he decided to work. He spent 35 years cleaning dog´s wastes whilst his family and friends thought he was a famous person.

His wife having read and heard his adventures and as she was Spanish keep on living with him despite of being able to marry a rich British or American citizen. So great was this women that little did Halcombe know that she was on the verge of doing something surprising,  she picked all his pieces of work and sent it to a  publisher signed by a famous name. Such great was the work of Halcombe Norisk that a great New York company owing to the well-written pieces of work decided to call on him in order to offer him a contract inasmuch as they thought he could  become a household name.

When Halcombe Norilsk was going  to sign the contract and after having  opened the letter he fell as he stepped on a dog´s piece of  waste and he perished. His wife lived all her life paying homage to him and  let me (the publisher)  transcript his real pieces of writing, something I am going to do every week. She spent a lot of time telling me his real adventures.

Under no circumstances should we underestimate the live and piece of writings of a person nor the dog´s pieces of waste.

Welcome everybody to the world of Halcombe Norilsk!!!!

Women

Women are on the verge of winning the battle of the new century owing to her powerful nature and her superior intelligence. As a matter of fact, should they had a "dick" (sorry ) they would be able to reach "perfection". In consequence, It is about time Halcombe Hackney Norilsk wrote about them

                            

                               Madonna, strong girl

2012 Victoria´s Secret Fashion Show. 

In the past, men were superior as monkeys need strength so that be able to fight against other animals and getting  food. However, in our society everything is so easy that strength is no longer required inasmuch as the basic aspects of life are too easy to obtain. Thus, the cleverness of the women made them superior than men. Nonetheless, most women want to have children and this is their weakness as it can interfere on their careers far too bad. Yet, they are still ready to overcome anything though.

                                          

As we come from evolution, our brain need challenges and if do not fulfil them we can feel down and suffer from the worst enemy ever: Depression. Women are to have this horrible sickness more times than men as they think about the whole of  everything too much. We should be really aware of what we think and, above all, be careful when we are to sleep as while dreaming our brain is capable of the best and the worst as our flaws and skills are developed. 

Women have in their nature the power of intuition and the power of giving birth and as strength is no longer needed as it was in the past the future is bright and clear for them. However, in cultural terms, our society has always been made by manhood so women sometimes tend to do not disturb but little by little it seems that women are winning the battle. Maybe this is not happening in other cultures such as the Islamic world and some countries in Asia but in Europe and America this is really clear.

             

                Margaret Thatcher was one of the most important woman ever             

The future is bright and clear for women, they are more brilliant, clever and perfect. Will be a women the next most powerful person of the world? It is only a matter of time. They do not really need men.

If you do not believe what I am saying you only have  to read one of my older posts named "Not fair by the fair lady Lily Allen"

Not fair

Sincerely.

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The Social Network, Mark Zuckerberg, Eduardo Saverin and QWIKI

MARK ZUCKERBERG GOING WILD PLUS THE STORY OF EDUARDO SAVERIN.

Who has not watched the great masterpiece "The Social Network"? It won several awards, what is more, it represents the world in which we live perfectly as Facebook and other similar social networks are everywhere. Follow the link to discover why Mark Zuckerberg speaks Chinese Mark Zuckerberg 

 Mark Zuckerberg partying hard

It tells off the story of  Mark Zuckerberg, the youngest millionaire ever, but let me introduce another great genius and his new invention. If you see the film The Social Network you will discover a guy called Eduardo Saverin who is the clear loser of the story, however, in real life he is no such an underdog as he has invented and launched an incredible site which can overtake anything as it is simple, fast, funny and really clever. It´s name is QWIKI, it represents an encyclopedia  but  does it  with sound so it is really easy to learn things. I was amazed at it because it is a fabulous invention. Eduardo Saverin launched it with the money he won after losing the Facebook battle. As QWIKI is more visual and a sweet voice explains everything to you, we are able to learn things easily, you only must have your ears wide open. Rarely would you lose time reading and reading words you should only be aware of your senses as everything is visual and conveyed in a fast and efficient way. On no account must you loose any second of your time reading difficult pieces of writing you only have to be aware of Qwiki. I strongly believe it is one of the best inventions ever as far as technology is concerned. You can discover anything from a celebrity to a country, a song a politician.... Qwiki contains millions and millions of names, peoples, cities.... it works and it does really well!!!.

Madame Bovary in our Century.

Madame Bovary is one of the best pieces of writing ever, is was conceived by a French writer named Gustave Flaubert, who wanted to write with neutral dexterity. Probably,  you find it a little slow and boring at the beginning but it has such a great end and you learn such a great lesson from it that everybody should read it at least once. Madame Bovary was written centuries ago but the lesson you learn from it is widespread in the society we are living. 

Gustave Flaubert would read several pages from non fiction books such as the ones from Law in order to be able to write without being by the side of anybody. In fact, he wanted to present everything with great neutrality, something he achieved.

                                         

Madame Bovary

Nowadays, millions and millions of people want to escape from life with the multiple social networks in which we live such as Twitter, Facebook.... Rarely did I mean to insult people who are in these social networks but I want to convey that the expectations are so high that many people feel unable to reach them. In consequence, far too many people felt happy living another life on the Internet putting tweets believing themselves as being great professionals when in real life they have not achieved anything important if it is to be compared to other people who are far from our humble backgrounds. 

Madame Bovary had a great life, she was married to a doctor in a rural southern French city and she had everything. However, she felt bad and she wanted to achieve great things and was always trying to escape from reality. She was always dreaming in a world of her own.

We should be very humble and be down-to-earth, depression is one of our worst enemies as television, cinema, publicity are always telling us what we should live and do and there is not enough world prepared to have so many winners. Madame Bovary is a wonderful book inasmuch as its moral can be taken into account nowadays.

Sincerely.