Tuesday, 24 March 2015

Love declaration to Brian Griffin!!!

Brian Griffin from Family Guy is my favorite Television Character, it is funny to think that a dog is so witty, clever, imaginative and even a womaniser that is crazy about beautiful girls without any kind of luck, as a result, he ends up drinking too much alcohol. His relationship`with a little boy named Stewie Griffin is anything but peculiar, they are supposed to be inferior, yet they are much clever than any other character from the aforementioned television series. Stewie Griffin and Brian Griffin are so special that its friendship is something so remarkable that one only can see that television series because of these two characters. For instance, Stewie Griffin is sadistic, hates his mum, wants to conquer the world and has an incredible IQ albeit he is only some months old.   

Brian Griffin Family Guy
Brian Griffin

Even though Family Guy is lasting too much hence its jokes no longer are funny because if you compare them to previous chapters of Family Guy you have the feeling something has seen before I really think Brian Griffin is and will be one of the funniest television characters ever. Do you like Family Guy? Do you like Brian Griffin? Do share, rate and comment.

Sunday, 8 March 2015

The Canterbury Tales, Chaucer,

Inspired by famous pieces of writing such as The Decameron or One Thousand and One Nights, Geoffrey Chaucer wrote his last yet most important book The Canterbury Tales. It can be interesting to point out that Geoffrey Chaucer worked for Prince Lionel and his wife Elizabeth, third son of King Edward III, this is the reason we have details of his life. In 1387 after retirement Chaucer moved to Kent, he died subsequently in 1400 (he was 60 years old in theory). The Canterbury Tales was left unfinished. Under the coruscating writing style, poetic evocations, rich language underlies a mordant irony and sarcasm.  

The Canterbury Tales Chaucer
The Canterbury Tales Chaucer

Plot of The Canterbury Tales is as it follows; main protagonist of The Canterbury Tales goes to a tavern where he finds some pageants to whom he joins, each of these pageants will tell four stories of their own, the person who tells the best story will win a free dinner in the aforementioned tavern. Characters of any kind are seen in The Canterbury Tales. Irony, sarcasm o parody are mixed in a book that is in literature history by its own merits. The Canterbury Tales, Chaucer Have you read The Canterbury Tales?. Do share, rate, or comment.

Saturday, 28 February 2015

2015 Academy Awards

2015 Academy Awards event has been excruciatingly long, painful and boring, host presenter Neil Patrick Harris barely achieved anything to be talked about, he did not utter a single witty gag without going any further. Everything has been monotonous. We have scarcely enjoyed something relevant to talk about. What is more, we have not watched a great movie let alone something remarkable like when Daniel Day-Lewis did win his 3rd Oscar two years ago or when Matthew McConaughey did win his first one last year. There are a lot of Cinematographic Events, yet if it is supposed Oscars night is the most important ceremony of movie industry, we have a big problem here. 

2015 Academy Awards Neil Patrick Harris.
2015 Academy Awards.


Host presenter Neil Patrick Harris has barely achieved a funny joke, a witty gag or something similar. Everything has been forgettable. Last year Ellen Degeneres did make a good job, it is not she was specially funny yet very self conscious, she has such a vast experience and confidence in an scenario that she invited people any time she opened the mouth. Her occurrence of making a selfie (perhaps it is not remembered, yet she is responsible for the current fad of people doing selfies everywhere (it is sad to discover people who do this think of themselves as witty) making the most retweet tweet in Twitter History. It was especially funny as when Ellen DeGeneres called on a pizza deliver and asked people in the room (all of them wealthy of course) to give him a good tip. By contrast, Neil Patrick Harris, (it is supposed to be an expert in this kind of things) passed through the whole event as if he were not there, when everything was over he acted as if he were in a bar instead, yet he was at the most important event inside Movie Industry.

Oscars
2015 Academy Awards

And of course, I take advantage of this to talk about Ricky Gervais because people responsible of arrange Academy Awards do not want to hire him as they do not want to insult a celebrity, let alone create controversy to make it more successful all around the world, I think Ricky Gervais should not die without hosting an Academy Awards ceremony, he knows he deserves it and he knows likewise they do not want to hire him.

RICKY GERVAIS Golden Globes. Opening Speech.


Ricky Gervais

Ricky Gervais

Do share, comment, What do you think of last Academy Awards event?. Does Ricky Gervais deserve to host it? 

Monday, 16 February 2015

Rihanna, Kanye West and Paul McCartney, FourFiveSeconds

Rihanna has teamed up with rapper Kanye West and music legend Paul McCartney to present us her new hit FourFiveSeconds that is a single for her forthcoming album R8 as the Barbadian star has published 8 music albums to date. To present her new album she has unveiled this impressive song, FourFiveSeconds with Kanye West and Paul McCartney to whom she starred a wonderful videoclip you can watch it here.

Rihanna, Kanye West and Paul McCartney, FourFiveSeconds

Unlike other times when Rihanna has brought us middling stuff, videoclips which were excessive (Pour it Up) or has mixed styles wrongly (Phresh out the runway) or when she only published bland pop songs to be played at the disco (Where have you been for instance) Rihanna has produced a wonderful song, she has done this many times before therefore we are glad to praise this new hit FourFiveSeconds. Similarly, FourFiveSeconds videoclip is impeccable shot in a stylish black and white, Paul McCartney as a secondary artist, Kanye West proving his skills and Rihanna shining. You can watch it now. Rihanna´s FourFiveSeconds.

Rihanna FourFiveSeconds

          Do you like new single of Rihanna, FourFiveSeconds? Do share and comment. Sincerely.

Sunday, 15 February 2015

Lily Aldridge and Martha Hunt, A Sexy Short!!

Do you still believe lives of supermodels are easy? Think twice and watch these two commercials starred by Victoria´s Secret model Martha Hunt and VS angel Lily Aldridge. As any of us, Lily Aldridge must impress her bosses in order to keep her job. Likewise, Martha Hunt faces some problems with her current boyfriend as men can be bothersome. Watch out these two funny commercials called A Sexy Short conceived by Victoria´s Secret to promote a new line of underwear.

A Sexy Short Lily Aldridge
A Sexy Short Lily Aldridge

A SEXY SHORT-LILY ALDRIDGE
                                             

A SEXY SHORT MARTHA HUNT

A Sexy Short Martha Hunt
A Sexy Short Martha Hunt

Hope you have enjoyed these two fashion commercials with Martha Hunt and Lily Aldridge therein inside A Sexy Short commercial series. Do rate, share and comment.

Tuesday, 3 February 2015

CR7 did not deserve FIFA Ballon d'Or

I am not going to destroy the reputation of Cristiano Ronaldo fully, his stats are out there and anybody can scrutinize them, his competitiveness or regularity make him to be unique albeit I suspect he takes advantage of the outstanding and particular quality of Real Madrid whose wealthy budget, high enough to be out of reach from the rest of football clubs, makes Cristiano Ronaldo be able to finish the counter-attacks Real Madrid does start so rapid that are lethal for its rivals as Ronaldo is really fast and powerful. However, What happens to World Cup Winners? Was it not supposed to win The World Cup the best thing for a professional footballer? and if it happens as it has taken place in 2014 that the Winner Squad, Germany, conquers it with an extraordinary football style? In my modest opinion, football has globalised in such a way that even Ballon d'or event is broadcasted in Television as if it were Oscars Nights or Golden Globes Awards (if comparisons are hateful when we are talking of a sports event or a cinematographic one this is even more clear, we only have to analyse speeches of footballers) Ronaldo fits perfectly in a new footballer prototype, worried about his image, underwear model, relationship with a supermodel (although it has been assured that after 5 years Ronaldo and Russian supermodel Irina Shayk have broken their relationship because Shayk does not get on well with the family of Ronaldo).


Cristiano Ronaldo Irina Shayk
Cristiano Ronaldo e Irina Shayk

In 2006 Ballon D'or was won by Italian defender Fabio Cannavaro, a strong defender and really complete but in defensive terms, nobody complained back then despite the fact 2006 World Cup was nothing extraordinary, there was nothing special and the most important matches were decided in penalties (like the final) or in extra time, the only one relevant match was the semifinal between host nation Germany and Italy. France, finalist, barely scored 3 goals all of them in the last 3 matches of the tournament. There were better players than Cannavaro that year?. Without going any further, Thierry Henry was a Champions League finalist with Arsenal and World Cup finalist with France back that year, going through the final with Arsenal was meritorious. Thierry Henry was a superb footballer, unstoppable with spaces and we are not talking about all the trophies Thierry Henry did win in England where he and his team Arsenal conquered everything possible. Champions League was conquered by Spanish squad Barcelona, Ronaldinho did render a great season, he did not dazzle within World Cup nor in Champions League final so fabulous but was he better than Cannavaro? Well, Ronaldinho was the best football player in the world back then but nobody discussed that title to Italian defender because he had achieved the biggest thing that could be achieved in the world of football. A world Cup trophy. All World Cup winners receive the biggest individual trophies because it is the best recognition a footballer can obtain, majority of cases they are football players who have a destabilise power, this is the reason I am talking of Cannavaro who albeit being a defender he did win the best achievement a football player can win. Did he have much more merit that Henry than the current Ronaldo? Of Course. Was Ronaldinho better than the actual Cristiano Ronaldo?. In my opinion he was. Has it been a much perfect German Squad than the one that won in Brazil?. Of course not. Has it ever been a football squad that humiliated Brazil like that?.

Another example that manifests what I want to explain took place in 1996 when German midfielder with offensive vocation Matthias Sammer received Ballon d'Or because Euro Cup was conquered by Germany, it was done luckily, some penalties against England in Semi-finals and a bouncing back against Czech Republic with a lucky goal in extra time, there was not brilliance. Now, Germany has achieved such brilliance in Brazil where they did beat a mighty Argentina on the final. Going back to 1996, that year Champions League was conquered by Juventus FC where a football player named Alessandro Del Piero (he still plays football) was an outstanding player, he did win football matches on his own with individual efforts but nobody dared to discuss Matthias Sammer recognition because it has always been accepted International Championships are something greater than a Champions League final won in extra time, plenty of goals scored in a devalued football league like Spanish First Division (is if we compared it to the equality of past times). Sammer had class and offensive prowess but his Ballon d'Or winning was because of his triumph with German National Football Team. Juventus Turin (its offensive trident was impressive with Vialli, Del Piero and Ravanelli) did spend lots of time without a bigger win in Europe (Like Ancelotti´s Real Madrid) but it was understood Eurocup was higher than Champions League without taking into account the individual quality of a superior player. Right now this is no like that, this is unfair as German National Team has beaten all the records and its football style is no like before as offensive personality and quality is added to the potent and contundence they still own, with some football players so wonderful like Muller or Schweinsteiger (Goalkeeper Neuer would have been a perfect winner)


Cristiano Ronaldo Ballon D'Or
Cristiano Ronaldo. Ballon d'Or

In 2010 Ballon D'Or should have been given to Iniesta or Casillas who did win 2010 World Cup, his savings from Robben in the final, his performance in Quarter Finals and his trajectory deserved it but we are not talking of a mere sport, players like Ronaldo for instance are more than icons, exploited to extract juice from Football, Ronaldo is a global star, he fits perfectly in the prototype of a XXI Century football player hence he is much better candidate than other. What is more, if Ronaldo has also won titles with the wealthiest football team par excellence, the one everybody loves Real Madrid and plenty of goals are scored more than perfect and World Cup Champions wait another 4 years. (Ronaldo did nothing with Portugal in last World Cup, Ronaldo surrounded of players from the same nationality plays worse like Messi without going further. Particularly, I would love to see World Cup being more recognized, it is a much better and equaliser competition than, let´s say Champions League, football players from the same country compete everything is more equal as a result. On Champions League there are 4 countries that are rich, Germany, Spain, England and Italy (Well Spain it is only rich in Football terms) that own  money and power to hire the best players. With a bit of luck a team from Portugal, Holland, France or Eastern Europe (Russia or Ukraine) will reach Quarter Finals and because in the previous round football teams from the same country cannot compete against each other.

Last time there were not two football teams in the final of Champions League that were not from England, Spain, Germany or Italy it did take place 11 years ago, the date was in 2004 when Porto trained by a not so well known Mourinho surprised the whole world winning easily Champions League final destroying Monaco in the final with a huge 3-0. From then on, every year is the same, we have to wait until semi-finals to see the true Cup of Europe we would see in the past and decide if the trophy travels to Spain, England, Italy or Germany. There is little doubt Ronaldo could be the best football player of 2014 but a World Cup Champions is a world Cup Champions, Germany has 20 (more or less it depends on how you analyze it) last Ballon d'or should have been given to one of them. Do you believe like me that Trophies like Champions League are not so close as World Cup one and they are not so valued? Do you think Ronaldo is the fair winner of last Ballon d'or. Do share, rate and comment. Remember there are many more stories about football on this blog.

Wednesday, 7 January 2015

Elephant

Given the atrocities we see these days it was more than beautiful to see a movie regarding an elephant called Sun that had lost its parents because some ivory smugglers had killed them. This movie focuses on the life of this baby elephant, at first, her infancy until her adulthood. Soon thereafter, we see how Sun becomes the leader of its Elephant herd. 

The movie is great as it treats the story carefully, it is very touching but the director does not want to make you cry. 

Indeed, everything is treated with neutral dexterity, it is so great portrayed not only does convey the life of this animal, besides, it is an outstanding cinematic experience.

Written by Halcombe Norilsk, author of 5 books.

Tuesday, 30 December 2014

Rocking songs of 2014

Another year passes by, another musical year is reviewed just as I did in 2012 Best songs of 2012 and last year Best songs of 2013 but this year nonetheless I have preferred to select less songs. What is more,  the list of this year is comprised of mostly rock songs. I have added some songs that are not rock ones, yet they are so great that  can be deemed as rocking songs. Hope you love them. 

ROCKING SONGS OF 2014
Foo Fighters Something from Nothing 

Counting Crows. Earthquake Driver

 Deep Six. Marilyn Manson Deep Six.

Addicted to you Avicii

Leonard Cohen Slow
                                        

Parquet Courts Content Nausea

Lana del Rey West Coast

The War on Drugs Red Eyes

 The Black Keys Fever


Calvin Harris Summer

Jack White Lazaretto

Riptide Vance Joy

Russian Red John Michael



Arctic Monkeys Snap Out of it

 Kiesza Hideaway

All About that bass Meghan Trainor


Prayer in C Robin Schulz Radio Edit


Rival Sons Electric Man

AC/DC Play Ball

FKA Twigs Two Weeks

Jenny Lewis Just One of the Guys

SIA Elastic Heart.

Charlie XCX Need Your Love

To end up, Victoria´s Secret models dance while one of the songs of the year is played.  Taylor Swift's Shake it off.

Have a wonderful new year. Do rate, share and comment.

Tuesday, 23 December 2014

A Christmas Carol in Chinese!!!!

Just to prove my Mandarin Chinese lessons are worthy (or in other words to make me believe so) I am writing this post to wish all readers of this Halcombe Norilsk post a Merry Christmas and a happy new year!!. This Christmas Carol must be sung bearing in mind the music from the famous English one: "We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year" Besides, I have not added accents as I am not in China!! Happy Holidays!!!
A CHRISTMAS CAROL IN MANDARIN CHINESE
Wo men zhu ni sheng dan kuai le, wo men zhu ni sheng dan kuai le, wo men zhu ni sheng dan kuai le zhu ni xin nian kuai le, wo men zhu ni sheng dan kuai le wo men zhu ni sheng dan kuai le, wo men zhu ni  sheng dan kuai le zhu ni xin nian kuai le!!! Ba xing xing dai dao mei yi ge jiao luo ba xin nian de xin xu dai gei ni men he wo.

Thursday, 18 December 2014

RAMMSTEIN.

Rammstein
Till Lindemann . Rammstein 
RAMMSTEIN
 Rammstein's singer Till Lindemann . 
In order to celebrate that the entire catalogue of RAMMSTEIN is on Spotify, you can discover today great live performances and the best videoclips of Rammstein. 

This German metal group deserves to be included amongst the best bands that have never been created. Rammstein was formed officially in 1989 but it was not until 1994 they became famous as they won a contest in Germany which allowed them to record an album in a professional level. 

Despite Ramstein is a German place where a terrible crash plane took place in 1988 the double m implies they are inspired by a medieval weapon and Rammstein translates thereby as Ramming stone, or battering ram, this is not so evident. For instance, I have read Rammstein members saying they wrote the word Rammstein with a double m wrongly, yet perhaps they say this on purpose. Many claim they are happy with this ambiguous significance. German verb Rammen means ram. Rammstein

  I saw RAMMSTEIN live and I can assure you RAMMSTEIN live performances are spellbinding. Everything is brilliant, the leader Till Lindemann is a raucous, powerful and fearless front leader. By contrast, keyboardist Christian Lorenz seems feeble and inexperienced. Seeing a concert of  Rammstein makes you feel you are in a theatre because drama and comedy are mixed, besides the performance,  the eerie atmosphere, the mighty music, the unbelievable display of different tricks (many of them hot as hell) or fireworks do the rest.



KEY SONGS OF RAMMSTEIN
RAMMSTEIN Feuer Frei  (fire at will) gave Rammstein International fame as it was included  in a Hollywood action movie called xXx with Vin Diesel and Samuel L. Jackson therein, Rammstein appears on the movie likewise.


RAMMSTEIN Best Songs
Till Lindemann-singer of Rammstein

RAMMSTEIN
Rammstein Marilyn Manson admires the band, Rammstein admires Marilyn Manson

RAMMSTEIN
                                               
RAMMSTEIN Live aus Berlin is comprised of some great Rammstein Live performances, asche zu asche is so gripping that its frontman, Till Lindemann, sweats blood. You have to see the video. This is my favourite RAMMSTEIN song. 

                                           
RAMMSTEIN  Du hast. The most famous Rammstein Song, everybody loves it. Even though it was translated into "You hate me", it means "you know me" as talks about the eternal union between a man and a woman that marriage creates but it is not natural. 

RAMMSTEIN Links 2,3,4. Some people accused Rammstein of being extreme right wing followers, NAZI propaganda indeed, this song proves otherwise, a group of humble ants attack filthy, fat and evil beetles. As it is said in the song, "the heart is on the left side" 

RAMMSTEIN
RAMMSTEIN Loves the city of Moskau, this is a love letter to Moscow

                                            
RAMMMSTEIN They tried to sing in English and Rammstein produced this, Are all we living in Amerika?


RAMMSTEIN Ich Will. Even bad guys become rich and famous because Media portrays them like stars shamelessly, this is what RAMMSTEIN does convey here. Ich Will means I want


Mein teil (My portion) Rammstein Many RAMMSTEIN lyrics are strong and tell of sleazy stories, this song besides is inspired by a real case of cannibalism that shocked Germany some years ago. Judicial systems are not ready enough to handle a case of that kind.


RAMMSTEIN
RAMMSTEIN

If you have the opportunity of seeing Rammstein in a live concert, do not think twice, take advantage of it as a live performance of German metal band RAMMSTEIN will blow your mind!! Have you ever seen a live performance of Rammstein? do share, rate or comment. Rammstein